And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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