The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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