y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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