I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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