...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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