hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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