I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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