Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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