Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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