we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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