Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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