yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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