how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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