you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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