o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
where are you?
Hypothermia
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize