...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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