What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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