he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Randomize
