Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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