But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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