you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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