he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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