no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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