the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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