i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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