I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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