your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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