I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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