That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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