so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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