but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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