I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
