Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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