idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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