Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Your penis caused this!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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