I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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