Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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