dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
