was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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