we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
