Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I am midnight drunk by noon
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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