Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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