Me too!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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