Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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