remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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