i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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