Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Randomize
