I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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