What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
