do herpes really smell.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
