I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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