i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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