drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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